reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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