were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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