I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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