where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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