May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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