i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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