Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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