let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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