i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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