I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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