the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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