She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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