Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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