I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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