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Did you hit it?

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Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.

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(617): Did you hit it? (616): Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes. http://tfl.nu/3ocm

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You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina

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(773): You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina http://tfl.nu/1zwu

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I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.

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(734): I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue. http://tfl.nu/xccr

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TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.

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i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.

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(850): TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas. (407): i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful. http://tfl.nu/1iey

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. http://tfl.nu/ho6s

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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.

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(760): Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin. http://tfl.nu/jqr4

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Walk of Shame time yet?

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Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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(+44): Walk of Shame time yet? (1+44): Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling? http://tfl.nu/qcn9

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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.

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(270): I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world. http://tfl.nu/l4ml

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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.

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(604): Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza. http://tfl.nu/qm6i

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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.

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(613): there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays. http://tfl.nu/8dlv

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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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(617): I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed! http://tfl.nu/vwkc

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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.

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I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot

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(270): The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys. (817): I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot http://tfl.nu/5unc

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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume

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(248): I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume http://tfl.nu/d1bc

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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?

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(+31): So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it? http://tfl.nu/5fmg

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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.

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(317): Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things. http://tfl.nu/c5bt

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