She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!