Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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