dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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