69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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