I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I need to sanitize my soul.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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