I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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