He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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