at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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