he told me I talked like a deaf person
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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