I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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