I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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