I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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