i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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