I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just gift wrapped bread.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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