All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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