i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
