Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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