It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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