The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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