It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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