Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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