Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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