Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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