Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wish I only lived at night.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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