DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I did not marry a roomba.
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