I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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