It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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