I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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