i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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