They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
