Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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