im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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