i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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