what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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