I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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