EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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