awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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