Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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