Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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