Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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