dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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