she was so not down for the gang bang
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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