Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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