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say what?
wanna hang out?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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