what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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