So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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