"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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